Magic Bollocks, ooh me spuds!Welcome to Magic Bollocks, I am the Great Sebastiano, blah blah.

This site is my fetid and self-indulgent corner of the intarwebz, devoted to me and my magic, my pig-headed opinions, my drunken rants.

Oh yes, it's also a place where I post videos of myself and others cocking about with magic etc.

This is not a place where I will be pitching my talents for corporate dinners and family fubookn days. There are much bigger and darker plans afoot,

i.e. The Book of Magic Bollocks...

This is just a mock-up - I have no idea what the cover will look like. It looks like my hopes for having the thing bound in human skin have been dashed, despite me having secured a supply from China. Why does it always have to be about money?

 

Don't hire these losers!